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Ghandi Pun


Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that the soles of his feet became quite thick and hard. Being a very spiritual person, he ate very little, and often fasted. As a result, he was quite thin and frail. Furthermore, due to his diet, he ended up with very bad breath.

Therefore: he came to be known as a....

"Super callused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis."


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Submitted on: 27 December 1998 by Ropa
Joke ID: 1314


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